Sunday, November 1, 2009

Fog Juice

Yesterday I went looking for fog juice at Target. One would think that on Halloween fog juice would be a hot seller. One would, you know. After all, you need fog juice for the fog machine that makes that graveyard you've set up in the courtyard to look scary. Fog juice is a very important ingredient for Halloween at the Haunted Larson Lodge and Cameron put it on my shopping list, right after hair color and before deodorant.

But, alas, there was no fog juice at Target. You know what was on the shelf where the fog juice used to be? Something much, much scarier....

Christmas lights.

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